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December 19, 2024

Professor Who Scheduled Finals on Christmas Eve Has a Miraculous Change of Heart

December 18, 2024 0

This semester, finals have been much closer to Christmas than usual, slowly eating away at students’ winter break time. For athletes who have to return to campus even sooner, their break will be only a […]

Gordon’s New “King of the Hill” Housing Lottery Plan to Debut in 2025

October 31, 2024 0

The housing lottery is always changing. This year in particular brought some big adjustments, like having the lottery in-person, or requiring students to write an essay to apply for an apartment. However, many students were […]